The First Fantastic Four Movie

 It’s actually not that bad if you’re blind…and deaf

Sexiest news reporters

 This just in…She’s hot

RFK BJ

 Buy her some penis and Cracker Jacks, As long as I finish before the usher gets back…

Jessica Simpson sexy hair

 She just keeps getting better and better

Weird Al White and Nerdy

 Don’t call it a come back, Weird Al’s been here for years

Georgina Walker in Maxim

 Not sure who she is or what she does, but I’d be willing to find out

British Birds

 The UK has some nice birds. Got any bird seed? (NSFW)

The Hotties of the new CW

 Put together WB and UPN and you get a lot of fine trim

Jennifer Ellison putting on the Ritz

 Super-duper

The Ring in 30 Seconds

 The bunnies are back with The Ring